Week 9: RangerReady23

 

Now he's following up on my string of follow-up captions. At least it's no insult to Clarice this time.

 

 

Clarice: "I just wanted to give you boys a glimpse of what could have been...as it is, I'm joining a convent next week, to make up for the sins of my past."

 

Spumoni - But now they'll fight over who will be the first to consummate the marriage on the wedding night.

        Clarice: "Why, how silly we were! The answer has been right here in front of us the whole time...polyandry!"

 

KS - Wouldn't Clarice feel exposed if she had to wear Dale's tux? I'd feel excited in any case.

   Dale: [thinking] But I wanted to wear the dress!

 

Midnight Man - I blow my tongue at you Gadget, you are indecisive as a three-headed ogre. Now the 'munks will have a three headed household (but dominated by one)

             Clarice: "Sorry, workshop mousie, but first come, first serve!"

 

Ian - The captions contest? Or the marriage?

    Chip: Hey Dale, any bets on how long this one lasts?

    Dale: Two weeks.

 

Karl - Arresting the bride? She was about to be locked up in holy matrimony!

     Chip: "Just keep walking..."

     Clarice: "I'm getting married! I'm getting married!"

     Dale: "This is the weirdest arrest we've made yet!"

 

Congo Jack - So...will she marry Chip if it's tails?

           Clarice: It is hard, boys but now I must finally make my decidion. So here we go!

           Chip: Heads!Heads!Heads!Heads!

           Dale: Tails!Tails!Tails!Tails!

 

Bock's Car - I can cheat the system, but only of you'll consider Trigamy.

           Chip: But Clarice, you can't marry both of us. That's Bigamy

           Clarice: No, that's Big O' Me. (Rimshot)