Week 7: Bock’s Car

 

They fed her drunk, didn't they?

 

 

You try going out with those two on the same night..... especially when they insist on doing Jello-Shots.

 

Nyperold - That's what she said about my idea for a romance series. When she got to read the script for episode 2, she suddenly beat me and broke the contract.

         CLARICE: "CD... dahling... as much as I like the limelight... isn't there... anybody else... in this episode?"

         CD: "Mmm... nobody of consequence."

 

KS - This must have been what set off the Clarice vs Gadget match.

   Clarice: Oh Gadget, you're just jealous cuz your nose doesn't have this cute little wrinkle.

 

TilasTrinity - Chip and Dale just stopped chasing Gadget because Clarice came back to them. Poor Gadget wants to know why.

             CLarice: Oh, really Gadget, There's simply nothing to be jealous about. When you got it, you got it. When you don't, well you have.... you.

 

Campisi - Because you've been sweating for hours and start sounding delirious?

        Clarice: "No, I'm not dehydrated. Why do you ask?"

 

RangerReady23 - "We don't need no education" after all "We don't need no thought control"

              Clarice: "It's so much work trying to compete with her...I'd have to have a doctorate just to best her in an argument! Pity I dropped out of high school to take that waitressing job..."

 

James Starrunner - *glomp* See? You know that's not true Clarice! You'll only faint and drop into my eager hands.

                 "I swear... If any more fan-boys glomp me, my head is going to fall off!"

 

Midnight Man - How could anti-coffee

affect and anti? I'm afraid I'll have to send some quality investigators after Campisi, and even lawyers.

             "Never again I'll sing at the Acorn Café. Oooohh, this green coffee gives me headaches..."

 

racebest - I don't suppose Chip and Dale used girl clothes to get in there and watch her act.

         Third time this week those chipmunks have shown up... I guess it's time to move my show to Fat Cat's casino...

 

Scifly - The suspect must persues her education at Acme University. Asside from a charge of physical violence, we tacked on stalking when we saw her dorm room.

       Clarice: "The last thing I remember is a Squirrel with a ponytail swinging a mallet and screaming 'Chippers mine!!!!!'."

 

BK - And that's two rivals down. The 'munks are all hers!

   Clarice: "Yes, officer, that's all I remember. I saw her run off, spanner in hand. Description? Why, yes. Does purple jumpsuit and blue goggles clear it up?"