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Week 5: Scifly
Ah, so SHE is dreaming of ME as well.
After four weeks standing, even in her dreams
CD wont let her rest.
Clarice:zzzz....zzzz.....zzz....no
stop it CD that tickles *giggle* come on, cut it... out zzz...
zzz... zz...
CD: "Clarice, I love you! I
adore you! And I ask you, here and now: Will you be my wife?"
Clarice: "La la la la
la, I'm not listening, I'm not listening..."
Mr. Spumoni
- Things Clarice did after "Two Chips and a Miss" #274: Failing to
please in psychedelic clubs and make accurate hippie songs.
Clarice: "This is comfortable
enough, but I don't really see what all the fuss over being on 'shrooms is all about..."
Bock's Car
- Some girls are priceless. For Clarice: Master Card.
Luxury suite overlooking
New dress: $575.00.
Getting those two nitwits to pay for
it all: Priceless.
Campisi -
You'd better run mister, Chip is on to you. You shouldn't have offered him that
one cup of coffee with your new ingredient.
Police Chief: "So, what have we
got on our hands, here?"
Medical Examiner: "She died
about fifteen hours ago, sir. Judging from her neck wounds, her throat was
ritualistically slit in two places.
Strangely enough, not a drop of
blood was left at the scene; we think that the missing jars from the cupboard
were used to collect it. As you
can see,
Police Chief: "We're dealing
with one sick, sick individual."
RangerReady23
- Lady, you put her in jail, remember? Now don't you tell me this is all there
is to this case and you're not hiding something.
Almondine
Maplewood: "I don't see why you boys called me down here...looks like an
open and shut case. Tsk...suicides are such a nasty
business. Guess she just couldn't deal with
having a career that died fifty years ago."
BK - I
thought men did not like going shopping with their girl. Chip's enthusiasm is
creeping me out, a lot.
Clarice: "So, what do you think?"
Chip: "It's nice, but I still preferred
the last one"
Clarice: "The purple jumpsuit?!"
Chip: "Yeah, and I've got a suggestion
for your headwear aswell..."
Jeff Parkes - Things Clarice did after "Two Chips and a
Miss" #102: Getting rich with her eyes closed...and snoring softly.
Yes, with the new Sleep-Number
mattress you'll feel like you're sleeping in a natural wonderland! Just feel
that upper back support! But what's
most at ease is my wallet: it was
only $29.99!
KS - Forget
that manager hon! What you need is a REAL man. One
who will take a beating for your love.
Clarice: Y'know,
Doc, I don't know why my manager wants me to see a shrink. I see nothing wrong
with pitting best friends against each other in mortal
combat for my own entertainment.
Supercheese
- Ah yes, I can only agree. It makes you feel so satisfied with being guilty.
"Ahhh,
there's nothing quite as relaxing as the bloodcurdling screams of the tortured
innocent..."
Nezumi -
No you're not! You're nothing less than the definition of beauty. And I'm the
definition of a beauty-seeker.
"Just tell me this: Am I beautiful
or am I beautiful? Well then, let me guess... I'm beautiful!?"
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