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Week 4: Campisi
Clarice's reaction to Dale's question if he can
watch "The Liquidator: Sentence Day" with her. The Teletubby comparison shouldn't have been
made.
Clarice: "No, this flower doesn't pick up
satellite, thank you!"
BK - This
salesman really got his foot in the door. If he tried that with Gadget, he
would have lost it some time ago.
Clarice: "I've been standing here for
three weeks now, and I'm still telling you, I don't want any double-glazing!
Obi-Wan
"Do I have to mention
it again, CD? Me - cartoon chipmunk. You - non-cartoon human. A relationship just wouldn't work
out. Now could you
please
let me close my door?"
Red Sonic -
'I might just look like an ugly thing, but no. I am a magic ring.'
Clarice: "THere
are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and NONE of them are to be
used lightly!"
Caption III: Clarice meets the
creator of the RangerReady-verse
Clarice: "You want me to be
what? A villain? Me? I GIVE YOU VILLAIN, YOU
<expletive> <expletive>!!!"
Ian -
Things Clarice did after "Two Chips and a Miss" #35: The attempt to
do in RangerReady that failed.
The problem is,
you put yourself in a position where you were going to have to do ten years in
prison, that's what you did. And if I know you, there
ain't
no way you can do ten years. And if I know that, then I know you're gonna do anything you can to keep from doing them ten
years, including telling
the federal
government any and every thing about me. Now that my friend is a clear cut case
of you or me... *cocks gun* And you best believe it ain't
gonna
be me.
Nyperold
- Clarice lashing out against the captioneers.
Clarice: "Will you STOP putting
words in my mouth?!? Put words in somebody ELSE'S mouth for a
while!"
Toni -
Don't worry hon, You can lie
down now. Watch the next caption.
"I've been standing here for weeks.
You've got no idea how much my feet hurt!"
Faded-Myth
- Answer that, and she'll give you a Hertz Donut.
"OK. Who threw the donut?"
Silver
Shadow - Things Chip and Dale did before "Two Chips and a Miss" #76:
When Dale's nose was still normal and not beaten red and swollen
by Clarice
for sneaking into her dressing room.
"Dale, will you STOP
pretending to be Chip? You know I can't tell the difference between the two of
you!"
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