Week 3: TilasTrinity

 

This one is so naughty and so telling! It really should have been me instead of Dale.

 

 

Clarice: Oh! Dale! ....how long were you peeping through that keyhole?

 

Red Sonic - Candid Camera! (I could have chosen this one, but Trinity edged it out with points for originality)

          Clarice: "What camera?"

 

BK - "My passion is your passion. my daughter is your daughter."

   "Geegaw, I don't care about your 'uncontrollable, passionate desires', your daughter's in my house!"

 

Midnight Man - She's only slipping up because the CIA told her to.

             "KGB? But... how did you find out..."

 

Nyperold - Her mother a spoiled guinea brat and her father an abusive, adultering, chianti drinking, dead goomba? Does she have a Godfather to?

         "Why, Chip, I'm appalled that you would even suggest such a thing! My mother was a [i]guinea pig[i], not a hamster!

         As for my father... he always smelled more like chianti, actually... Get your stories straight!"

 

RangerReady23 - Watch it mister, or I'm getting my Thompson!

              "Lawainie, I told you never to come to the club! If Gadget suspects we're working together, we'll never be

              able to carry out our plan!"

 

Tom Cloudkicker - Don't go with him Clarice! Choose me, choose me! You can hold me really tight as we surf.

                Why, KIT! Yes, I'd just love to go cloud-surfing with you!

 

Mr. Spumoni - If only she was as enthusiastic about my proposed picture shoot, then... Well, then the disreputable tabloid magazines would rightfully have a field day.

            Clarice:"Are...are you serious? Chris Fischer is asking me to pose for...for a portrait? Yes, of course! Such

            an honor..."

 

Veldaxx - She doesn't have a stripe either.

        "Wait a minute.....I don't have any nostrils!"

 

Campisi - It's so sad that this one is so accurate. The thought of having this as the week's winner was too depressing.

        "What?!? I only have ONE surviving fan left? My career is in shambles? Most CDRR fans act like I don't exist? WHAT

        THE HECK?!?"

 

Scifly - Cruel boys! Wait 'till I get mah hands on 'em!

       Chip:"I'm sorry Clarice, but........ we've met someone else"

       Dale: "Yeah, her names Gadget.........g'bye now"

       Clarice:"................"