BK - Discrete silence about this is probably advisable if I want to continue hosting these captions.

   Chip: "Do you mind, Clarice? I'm half way through 'A Song for Guy'!"

 

Bock's Car - Hmm. I think only rednecks where said to marry cousins. The fur color is a little red though, would that make them redfurs?

           Dale, from offscreen: Don't you love it when Cousins marry?

 

Mr. Spumoni - If Don vito was better than Micheal, I'd like to see who the was the Godmother before Clarice.

            *From the F.B.I wiretap...*

            Dame Clarice: "Chippini, once again you went against the family, and now you come into my cafe and ask for a favor? No Chippini, no more favors for you...*smooch*...Boys, take him for a ride..."

            *Sounds of a struggle, tap fades out*

 

Midnight Man - Just because you won last time doesn't mean you can violate my human rights!

             Clarice: You've done what with CD? Oh Chip! *kisses him*

             Meanwhile, at the RRHQ hangar.

             CD: *wakes up* Uhhh... where am I, what am I doing here, and why am I tied up in seat belts?

             Gadget: Oh CD, it's so nice of you to assist my tests with the new Ranger Rocket. Now let's see how fast it accelerates. *pushes a button on her remote control*

 

Tilas Trinity - Should I tell him to move?

              Clarice: Oh Chip Now you're all Mine~~ *smooch*

              Chip: *thinking* Oh god, if I move she's going to gouge out my eye....

 

Nyperold - But then, who would want to kiss a disembodied head?

         CLARICE: Oh, Chip! Isn't this wonderful? Now that you're just a disembodied head, I can lay one on you any time I want!

         CHIP: (thinking) Get... me OUT... of this nightmare...

 

RangerReady - Did she ever moan "CD"?

            Chip: "Oh Gadget..."

            Clarice: "What'd you say?!"

            Chip (coming around finally): "Hmm, what? Oh, nothing, nothing!"