Week 13: Midnight Man

I want a coloured pill! I want one! Uh, wait! try to recall first Clarice, before I make commitments.

 

 

             Clarice: "You take a white pill, and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe you've really got a chance on that mouse. You take a colored pill, and you stay in my wonderland, and I show you how swell life goes when you don't have to worry if you can get the girl or not. ... Wait, or was it the other way round?"

 

KS - *fart* There it comes!

   Clarice: Such a silly looking soda machine... I wonder where the can comes out.

 

Bock's Car - I'm gonna eat a lot of garlic and let her feed me breath mints to!

           Clarice: It's not candy, silly. It's a Breath Mint. You've been eating Onions again, haven't you?

 

Nyperold - Now we'll never know the truth.

         ANNOUNCER: (quietly) Clarice has secretly switched the candy she took out of the box with a candy-coated sodium pentathol tablet. Let's see what happens.

         (Chip ingests it.)

         CLARICE: Now then, Chip, does this robe make me look fat?

         CHIP: Umm...

         (The anesthetic effect kicks in.)

         CHIP: Zzzzzz...

         CLARICE: Oops! Guess I used too much...

 

Mr. Spumoni - Over the lips through the gums, look out tummy here's my tongue! -A famous french kissing verse

            Clarice: Off the uvula...across both tonsils...around the vocal tract...nothing but stomach!

 

JMC - It depends on whether it's cyanide or spanish fly.

    C'mon Chip! Take this and my problems will be over!

    CD will be extremely happy!!!

 

BK - She can use that cushion to break his drop.

   Chip: Look Clarice! I brought you a cushion in a box.

   Clarice [Thinking]: Oh brother! Where's my knock-out drops?

   Clarice [Out loud]: Aww, Chip you shouldn't have! Here's a mint for you.

 

Pupspals - She knew! Was it a conspiracy to dispose of him so she could run off with Dale?

         Clarice: with any luck he'll get that moth ball I saw Dale put in there....

 

Congo Jack - Chip's so predictable! If it had been me I'd have bought her pickles.

           Clarice: Chip, don't tell me you took "something sweet" as a hint...