KS - Well I'm not made of chocolate, but I'll melt in your hands to, baby!

   Clarice: Come to me, you giant chocolate bunny!

 

Framinkle - Why that no-good liar! When I get him the C.O.A.C.H. will be pressed for room for the new members.

          Clarice: "Chip, dear? I'm still waiting for that kiss."

          Chip: *whispering* "Come on, Gadget. While she's not looking we can sneak out the back."

 

Midnight Man - "You mean those dreams where-" (Indy clubs him over the head and drags off the would-be board rules violator)

             Clarice: "Come into my arms and kiss me, chipmunk of my dreams!"

             CD: "Okay, here I come!"

             Clarice: *pushes him back* "Not THOSE dreams!"

 

Nyperold - And I'll answer thy call! I hope it's a mating call.

           CLARICE: o/` When I'm calling yoo-oo-oo-oo-ou... o/`

 

Ian - Those drug test now aday are really absurd. They're asking visual evidence to see if it's good stuff.

    Officer: Okay, now tilt your head back and touch your nose with your right index finger.

 

Bock's Car - I bet those 'munks must have spiked her drink! I'm sure they have bad intentions with her.

           Oh, my head. I close my eyes and the room still spins. What WAS in that drink.

 

Tilas Trinity - ...press lips against pretty chipmunk lady, and keep them there for as long as you got breath.

              Clarics: Suck that waist in suck it in..... *deeeeeeep breath*

 

Mr. Spumoni - You really think she's from there?

            Clarice:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes whistlin' over the plains.....

 

Mole204 - Ha! The high pitch always works! I knew I bet on the right girl! I'm off to collect my money.

        Looks like a direct blow to the ultrasonics. Foxglove's not getting up from that one, bat-fans!

 

 

Congo Jack - Opera is so boring. Can we skip to the part where I kiss the lady?

           Clarice:And do

           I dream again?

           For now

           I find

           the Phantom of Acorn Cafe

           is there -

           inside my mind . . .

           (I wonder, who fixed that chandelier?)

 

RangerReady23 - I don't get it. He was a director of the Soviet Union, not a movie.

              Clarice: "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Kruschev."