Week 1: Indy

 

Case of the captioned captioneer counter.

 

 

Clarice: Do you know what Indy does to people who take his ideas without permission? I thought not.

 

Ian - It would bring a tear to the eyes of Marquis D'Sade if he saw how much this cunning, young, dominating escort learned from his works.

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna lie to you, all right? I don't care what you know, or don't know, I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get

information. It's amusing to me. You can say anything you want because I've heard it all before... You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super

Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite."

 

 

Campisi - And who do you suppose spiked her drink?

"Are you okay, Clarice? You look a bit... tipsy."

 

 

pupspals - "Just talk". Right, that's the same thing she told me. Before she confronted me with those 'pics I secretly snapped and her hatchet.

Clarice: Oh... so you're Gadget. Um... Why don't you come in here & we'll chat about Chip & Dale. yes, that's it, Chat.

 

 

Midnight Man - I guess she was sincere. About wanting to hit Dale with the doorknob that is.

Clarice: "Awwwwww, Dale, did I hit your forehead with that doorknob? I'm sooo sooo sorry!"

 

 

Lightindark 76 - She's the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel! Won't somebody think of the children!?

"Would you like to come in? I've got some candy."

 

 

Scifly – Prelude to “Two Chips and a Miss”. Yep, she's definitely a witch!

"The letters have been sent, soon they shall be under my spell. Mwahahaha."

 

 

Ronnie Rabbit - "It looked like a... a HUGE, GARGANTUAN... blown bloated mushroom!!"

Mushrooms? Why, no, officer, those are just /ordinary/ mushrooms, I swear...

 

 

Supercheese - So this is why Donald never bothered them in Rescue Rangers anymore...

"Awww, it's so adorable! Now pluck it and add its feathers to my collection!"

 

 

Nyperold - No, I don't want to think about it! Okay, actually I do.

Dale goes into distract mode whilst the others infiltrate the secret hideout...

 

 

Bock's car - Oh, behave!

When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm even Better!