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Week
2: Toni
He's
finally admitting he has a feminine side. But then, he learned from a master.
Chip: I'd never admit it to Dale, but I do feel pretty dressed like this...
Ronnie Rabbit - Is she even convinced herself?
"Why, YES, officer, I was SURE he was of legal age!" No, not convincing enough. "Why, OFFicer..."
Scifly - Anything for you baby.
"Another caption contest? For me? How sweet."
Veldaxx - See? I knew her hands where clasped for religious purposes.
"Why yes, I have found God. He was behind the sofa, wouldn't ya' know?"
Shadow Nose - *sniff* If only she had said yes. Then I'd know how she'd look in a jumpsuit!
Clarice: Oh, you want me to be the main female lead in a series co-starring my two most favorite chipmunks and help them solve mysteries?
Why of course I would be honored... wait, a MECHANIC?! Forget it buster, a role like that would ruin my career!
Lightindark76 - Their loss is my gain.
"Oh, a loyal fan! I love loyal fans! They just make me all warm and fuzzy inside. Would you like my autograph? Sure you would. Would you
like my signature or would you like my name to look all funny and goofy? I prefer the funny and goofy. Speaking of goofy, do you know
Goofy? Sure you do. Funny guy isn't he? Yeah, I used to travel with him and he was hilarious. Sometimes he would bring Donald Duck with
him and they would argue and I would laugh and giggle... Anyway, your autograph. I guess I should put down my signature so all your
friends know it's from me. Do you have any friends? Sure you do. I have lots and lots of friends and they love me and I love them. I have
one friend, her name is Tammy, and we're like sisters. We put on make up and have pillow fights and such. It's a lot of fun. Doesn't it
sound like fun? Sure it does. Anyway, back to your autograph. There you go. C.L.A.R.I.C.E. Clarice. Does that look all right? Do you think
it looks good? Sure you do. You know, you're the first loyal fan that I've seen in months. I don't get them too often. I seem to turn them
off for some reason. Do you think it's because I don't talk enough?"
"(sigh) Nothing is as entertaining as watching two chipmunks argue and fight over a girl. Especially when that's me. I should really not
interrupt them. I wouldn't go out with either of them, but they're fun to watch." (goes on watching)
Obi-Wan
...and so when Clarice adjusted her headpiece, the chipmunks thought everything had returned to a somewhat normal state, as they were
no longer under the influence of the Flower. However, she had merely shifted its powerful focus, diverting it from Chip and Dale to
her fleet up in orbit. Now that the signal had been given, the invasion had started, and could not be stopped...
Campisi - It's anti C-G coffee. Of course she likes it. But who is her guest? Gadget?
Clarice: "Ooh, company! Come in, come in... you have to try this coffee I received in the mail."
Supercheese - And you know what's so funny? I'm most interested in what she's gonna do with the make-up.
"Ah good, my package from ACME has arrived."
[To deliveryman.] "Set the explosives over there, the battleaxes over there, the anvils over there, and the makeup on my nightstand."
KS - Eh, I'm not gonna comment on this one. Sick! (runs to the bathroom)
"Ah, the corpses have arrived!"
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